Bamboo Was Approached By Illuminati?

This morning, secular turned gospel rapper Bamboo did his first live and televised interview on Miss Tamima's morning show, Morning Express.

At one point during the interview, Bamboo admitted to having been made an offer to join a 'shadowy' spiritual organization which promised him fame & fortune beyond his wildest imagination. The fact that the person making the offer had a picture of the grim reaper on his wall only made Bamboo fear the offer.

Bamboo further went to give his testimony. It was the night of the Westgate terror attack and he had a vivid dream. In this dream, Jay & Beyonce had come to Kenya to perform, and he had been accorded the opportunity to perform with them. So as they were backstage chatting with the couple, the earth started shaking. Everything around them started crumbling, something akin the scene from the Batman movie scene where the American football stadium crumbles. As Bamboo started falling into the abyss of the crumbling scene, he suddenly woke up and realized he had been 'spoken' to. 
As Bamboo makes the switch from secular to gospel artist, we can hardly wait for his first single as a saved MC. Good luck bro!

Marcus Itimu,
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